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M/M and Alpha/Omega Romance for People Who Care About the Thread Count

MARLOWE Kent

Bespoke suits. Biting banter. Catastrophic lapses in judgment.

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"The last thing he expects is for a sharp-tongued journalist to defend him. The last thing he wants is to fancy said journalist something rotten."

— The Proper Gander
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The Proper Gander

A sarcastic royal omega. A working-class alpha journalist. Palace intrigue.

Thomas, the Duke of Clarence, has spent twenty-two years perfecting the art of royal omega compliance. But when his mortifyingly candid teenage diaries are leaked to the tabloids, his sexual naïveté becomes front-page entertainment. Harry Da Costa built his reputation skewering the press—now he finds himself doing something unprecedented: defending a royal.

Royal / Commoner Class Warfare Slow Burn Suit Porn
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The Structural Elegance of Longing

A deaf property developer. A pining CEO. A houseplant with survivor's guilt.

They've spent three years dancing around each other in boardrooms and corner offices, communicating purely in passive-aggressive memos and lingering stares. But when a hostile takeover threatens everything they've built, the fragile boundaries between professional hostility and personal desperation begin to collapse spectacularly.

BSL / Deaf Rep Boardroom Tension Enemies to Lovers
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"Between clandestine meetings in a Holland Park flat and late-night conversations over questionable takeaway, an unlikely partnership blooms into something far more dangerous—genuine connection."

— Royal Protocol Violations

The Author

Marlowe Kent writes M/M and Alpha/Omega romance about emotionally constipated men in expensive suits who would rather die than say what they mean. The suits are always described in detail. The feelings take considerably longer.

Her work explores the intersection of high-stakes environments and devastating interpersonal vulnerability. Expect impeccable tailoring, catastrophic yearning, and dialogue sharp enough to draw blood.

She currently resides in London, where she spends entirely too much time researching corporate procurement and worrying about formatting.

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1Royal Household Logistics
2Q4 Press Containment Protocol
3Prepared by Jenkins • Strictly Confidential
4Item / IncidentStatusAssigned ToNotes / Action Items
5The Sun - ExcerptsEmbargoedJenkinsSecure legal injunction immediately. Stop publication.
6Duke's Diaries (1997-2001)LeakedWintersTrack provenance. Charity shop drop-off error confirmed.
7Podcast "The Proper Gander"BroadcastingDa Costa, H.Monitor for actionable defamation. Host seems inexplicably sympathetic?
8Palace SweepsCompleteRPOsAll bedrooms cleared of historic contraband and/or notebooks.
9TikTok "Panda" VideoViralComms TeamPrince Augustus to be restricted from group chat privileges.
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